There is a place in North Caroline where Ocean Rodeo orchestrates a show each year
The English crew turn up in a gay girls car making them look quite queer
With many a new Kite on display
Boards of every shape and size there to demonstrate
Whatever your style there’s is a product to accommodate.
Evening entertainment, barbecue an keg of beer the slack line walking presented no fear.
Just make sure the complementary canoes and SUP don’t disappear .
Now it is early the next morning and the devil has had it way with my head.
The sun is up the race to liberate demo gear has begun.
Bugger the truth is its raining and wind less I’m going back to bed.
See you all this afternoon on aspirin . Maybe I’ll just watch the formula one